Friday Funny

[Small Fry]

Subject: why fishing is better than sex


In fishing, you're proud to mount the big ones.

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting

sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe
to the
Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished
last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

[Pyramid]

I think I am going tell a little joke here about a co-worker. Recently I went to the ticket agency to get two tickets to Pittsburg. The ticket agent had huge ******** and I couldnt take my eyes off of them. When I asked for my tickets I said "Can I have two Pickets to T!tsburg". It was very embarassing for me and for her as well. When I told this story to my friend at work he said "Thats nothing..it happens to me all the time..why just this morning at breakfast I went to ask my wife to pass the cream and sugar and instead of saying that I accidentally said "I'm going fishing today wether you LIKE IT OR NOT BEACH!!!"