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Old 08-29-2003, 08:46 AM   #1
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to investigate.

Why are you eating grass, he asked one man?
We don't have any money for food, the poor man replied.
Oh, well, you can come with me to my house, instructed the lawyer. But,
sir, I have a wife and two children with me! Bring them along! said the
lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, You come with us, too.

But, sir, I have a wife and six children! he answered. Bring them as well!
answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into
the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is
almost a foot high!

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Old 08-29-2003, 10:39 AM   #2
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Funny in a sick sort of way :smile:
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Old 08-30-2003, 05:19 PM   #3
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Ahhh, lawyer jokes! Heartwarming! :grin:
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Old 08-30-2003, 06:59 PM   #4
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i heard the other day that they are having to use attorneys for some scientific experiments. it seems that there are some things a rat just won't do.
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