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Old 08-19-2003, 08:53 AM   #1
Phil Layer
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Three fellas are in line at the pearly gates. St. Peter informs them they need to answer a couple of questions before they can enter.

He asks the first one, “What was your IQ?”

The first fella answers, “Why, I was blessed with an IQ of 200.”

St. Peter responds, “Oh my! Did you earn a PhD?”

The fella answers, “Yes I did.”

St. Peter steps aside and tells him, “You may enter.”

The second fella is asked what his IQ is and answers his was 120.

St. Peter asks if he earned a college degree and he is let in when he answers that he did.

The last fella is asked the IQ question and he responds, “Why, I ain’t rightly sure but I once was telled I has an IQ of 40.”

St. Peter asks him, “Did you get your elk?”

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Old 08-19-2003, 08:56 AM   #2
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I dunno why it's the dumb ones that make me chuckle:

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?

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