The Clintons, worth remembering.....

fishonksm · 08-06-2003, 07:54 AM

Let us never forget...

Bill & Hillary:
- Worse Than You Thought & Worth Remembering -

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a
little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that
the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all
over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I
can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying
government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming
"tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free.
Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned
him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be
able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension
eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential
salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service
protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage
payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to
house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.
This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and
security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

lost_sailor · 08-06-2003, 08:22 AM

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TheRogue · 08-06-2003, 08:29 AM

LS....best reply I've seen on here!!

leramos · 08-06-2003, 08:33 AM

interesting lost sailor....i saw a similair post by YOU regarding the shooting of iraq's by US soldiers doing their jobs (not trying to get killed).....

Cool Texan · 08-06-2003, 08:36 AM

LS,

Agreed. I dislike the Clintons, and have 0 respect for them. However, this post, while starting out as a humorous one, goes downhill in a hurry.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lost_sailor · 08-06-2003, 08:49 AM

I posted a NEWS story from a reputable news agency. Without comment (initially!)

We don't really need to go down the Hate Clinton vs. Hate Bush road today, do we?

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CATCH AND EAT · 08-06-2003, 08:53 AM

Cool Texan · 08-06-2003, 08:54 AM

No we dont. Clinton did some good things, Clinton did some bad things. Bush has done some good things, Bush has done some bad things.

Lets talk about peace and love. :grin:

Silver Hilton · 08-06-2003, 08:57 AM

Clinton hasn't been president for 3 years. Let it go, fer cryin' out loud.

fishonksm · 08-06-2003, 09:49 AM

Please everyone take this post as humorous. There is no political issue here. The only thing that wasn’t so funny about this is the way the Clintons make their mortgage payments, fleecing many Americans who are struggling to make their own mortgage payments.

lost_sailor · 08-06-2003, 09:59 AM

One assumes Ronnie and Nancy don't cost us a cent? George the First and Babs? Gerry and Betty?
And a $455 billion (and growing) federal deficit is free of charge also?

It was Mr. Starr and the GOP that insisted our kids learn about oral sex. I don't think it was Slick's idea! "WAS" was "is" is :smile:

freespool · 08-06-2003, 10:32 AM

And with each passing day Bush Jr. makes Bill Clinton look better and better. Good thing he has amassed such a large campaign fund. It will take every penney to spin doctor his way out of this one. War on terror bogged down,alienated most of the free world, deficit spiraling out of control,US jobs going overseas,cutting veterans benefits,no plan to wean us off foreign oil, but insists on drilling in ANWR ,fabricating reasons for going to war,and the list goes on. Kinda makes a stain on some womans dress look pretty insignificant doesn't it.

lost_sailor · 08-06-2003, 12:57 PM

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CATCH AND EAT · 08-06-2003, 03:37 PM

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El-Kabong · 08-06-2003, 03:38 PM

blah blah blah,

One word of advice

Get over Bill Clinton, he is not president anymore

and if what you posted is true, that being

"and, this is all perfectly legal!"

please don't come whining here and don't blame the Clintons, write your senator and congressman.

MGM

lost_sailor · 08-06-2003, 04:11 PM

IF it was true ...

From Snopes.com:

"There was a kernel of truth underlying the gossip here, but that kernel has been so distorted that it hardly qualifies as the truth any more. As Lloyd Grove reported in The Washington Post:

* It is a standard arrangement that the Secret Service provide payment to homeowners for space used by the agency in such situations. The Clintons did not take it upon themselves to "charge the Secret Service rent."

* The amount provided is based on a government formula, not set by the homeowner. In the Clintons' case, this amount is $1,100. (Note that this figure was not chosen by the Clintons, and it is well short of their monthly mortgage payment.)

* Most importantly, although regulations call for the payment of this amount, the Clintons have not accepted any money from the Secret Service.

"

And ... why not? ... the TRUTH about Atta.

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BrionLutz · 08-06-2003, 04:15 PM

freespool,

Quote:

And with each passing day Bush Jr. makes Bill Clinton look better and better.

Bingo!

Bush Jr's slow but inexorable slide is what started Fishonksm going. You know when they try and hide behind Bill they are afraid, very afraid.

Of course, he forgot that Bush Jr and Co. have done a bit of revisionist history after Clinton's Larry King interview and now view him as a "respected world leader" <grin>.

Brion

Stratocaster · 08-06-2003, 06:51 PM

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posted 08-06-2003 05:15 PM

freespool,

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And with each passing day Bush Jr. makes Bill Clinton look better and better.
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Bingo

I disagree, i think Bush is in much better shape and looks ten years younger than Clinton.

BrionLutz · 08-06-2003, 06:58 PM

Fisherdan,

Quote:

i think Bush is in much better shape and looks ten years younger than Clinton

I'm not so sure...he's looking a bit peaked lately...I think he's starting to morph into Ross Perot with a sour look...Iraq indigestion?

Bill's dancing on the ceiling lately.

Brion

08-06-2003, 07:14 PM

You conservatives are more fun than a barrel of monkeys....so predictable too

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Stratocaster · 08-06-2003, 07:43 PM

Quote:

I'm not so sure...he's looking a bit peaked lately...

I saw him on tv today and he is starting to look older. Whos stew calling right wingers? I thought labeling was not allowed.

BrionLutz · 08-06-2003, 08:15 PM

Fisherdan,

Quote:

Whos stew calling right wingers?

Somehow I don't think it's me <grin>.

Brion

Thumper · 08-06-2003, 11:16 PM

Ooooh Ooooh! I feel the love ..... :tongue:

Cool Texan · 08-06-2003, 11:27 PM

I think someone is growing a nice mustache!

CATCH AND EAT · 08-06-2003, 11:31 PM

Time for bed.

Leatherneck · 08-07-2003, 02:36 AM

Fishonksm- I couldn't agree with you more. Sounds to me like a few Democrats got their panties in a knot over your post. I'm still in the military and saw the destruction that clinton made for our military.

TheRogue · 08-07-2003, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leatherneck:
Fishonksm- I couldn't agree with you more. Sounds to me like a few Democrats got their panties in a knot over your post. I'm still in the military and saw the destruction that clinton made for our military.

Note that Bush's proposed 04 & 05 budgets strips massive $$$ from the VA. Hope you carry your own private insurance after your military career is over. Note that Bush is actively pursuing contracting(meaning, lowest bidder) on 300,000+ jobs in the Dept. of Defense. Hope you're prepared for your support in DOD to be private contractors working for the "lowest bidder". Note that Bush strongly supports Rummy's "less soldiers, more neat weapons" theory. Hope we don't get into another war of attrition like we're in now in Iraq.

TR

pdxkevin · 08-07-2003, 06:08 AM

It's all just part of the Vast Leftwing Conspiracy....

Killertraylor · 08-07-2003, 11:17 PM

Believe me, I'll never tire of this Clinton stuff as I never liked the guy and still despise him, but for crying out loud, don't post stuff like this until you're sure all the facts are correct or you just make other conservatives look bad. I remember the Atta thing and I recall that the initial reports were wrong - it was a different Atta that was the bus bomber. That's why it disappeared from the media. If that fact is false, then I'm sure the rest of the details are filled with half-truths as well. Please be more responsible when posting inflamatory stuff like this.