Nuke your neighbor with Ifish grenades. NEW!

[Jennie@ifish]

To heck with the democratic processes on ifish.

I have to handle these complicated situations with a heavier hand.

Thus, we are introducing a new product at ifish, for ifish nates, only.

The ifish online grenade!

You may use these to throw at other posters that you don't like.

How does it work?

If you have 1000 posts or more, you may pay the mods or admin to delete, ban, or disable other members. I will be starting e bay auctions called, "Nuke your Neighbor at ifish!!"

The highest bidder for each member wins, and can choose his method of retaliation.

Amongst the choices are, as listed above, delete, ban, disable, post things under his name that he didn't say, etc...

It's fun! It's friendly and all in the spirit of fairness and consistency!

I'm losing it now, so I'm taking my Macromedia Dreamweaver book out in the sun to catch some wrinkles. :smile: The ifish union insists that I take breaks.

Bye, and have a great time tearin each other up.... on ifish! :smile:

Warning, and added to the AUP policy: Anyone who takes this seriously will get a one month time out.
New AUP policy:
On ifish, you must be gracious, and tell all the moderators thank you for their hard work, daily, or face one month in time out, and a fee of no less than $1000.00.
Jen

[ 07-30-2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: Jennie@ifish ]

Dang! I keep clicking on it and it doesn't work I wanted to lob a few Thumpers way :tongue:

[Cool Texan]

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[BrionLutz]

Jennie,

I think you've hit on a goldmine!

Your server costs will drop dramatically...and the income!!

I picture you on your yacht, sending out mass emails messages that "so and so said such and such about you, for a mere $500...you can zap it before it goes live!".

Kind of like PreCrime in the Minority Report.

Brion

[pdxkevin]

I better start postin' to get my numbers up over 1K....





(just kidding)

[Jennie@ifish]

I didn't make me smile when I wrote that, but you have me smiling now.

You guys crack me up!!!

Back to Macromedia... and a gob of suntan oil, and an iced cola.... Life is good again!

PS-- Would love to be out on a boat, but Bill stood me up again. We had plans to go to the Columbia for summer steelies, and somehow we aren't.

I need to order up one of those ifish nukes, myself!

:smile:

Jen

[OceanBlue]

Jennie, I'd have to file bankruptcy if I had a grenade everytime I wanted one. And there's only one neighbor that would receive them all. :tongue: (and NO, it isn't Thumper)

[ 07-30-2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: OceanBlue ]

[Jennie@ifish]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know who YOU are talking about!!!!

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

As the ifish world turns!

..and then there was the evil sailor of the seas....

Jen

[OceanBlue]

Awww, Jennie, I hope you're not thinking I'm talking about Pilar... I [img]graemlins/hearton.gif[/img] Pilar. And even if we weren't getting along, I've never had a problem with him on the board. Would not do that.

[lost_sailor]

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[Jennie@ifish]

Of course I wasn't talking about John!
:smile:
I'll shut up now. :smile:
Jen

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[Thumper]

Whew. Glad it is not me :blush:

[OceanBlue]

Yer movin' up the list though, bud. :grin: :grin:

[happybrew]

I particularly like the part about posting things under their name that they did not say! :grin: The possibilities of certain "embarrassing disclosures" is endless! Unfortunately, what goes around comes around...... Would we have to pay extra for absolute secrecy about whodunnit? Would the moderators be immune? :whazzup: And do you have a really, really good lawyer, Jennie? :shocked: I could really wreak some havok with that.

happybrew

[CATCH AND EAT]

I disavow any knowledge.........well, at least that's what I have been told. Ya know, type now, think later.....

Stew, I think you and I need to have it out dude. [img]graemlins/icon_argue.gif[/img] I think we might keep everyones attentions for at least two seconds. :grin: he he he..... Then again maybe not. :smile:

[OceanBlue]

Did C&E say something?
:grin:

[CATCH AND EAT]

See what I mean? :grin:

You get that alot huh Bernie ? :tongue:

[ 07-30-2003, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: Stew ]

[crabbait]

Bernie who?

[Point-of-Sale Clerk]

[Killertraylor]

What bothers me most about this post Jennie is that your idea of blowing off some steam is reading a computer software manual....you need serious help :smile:

[Abalone]

I think that is a great idea and if you charge a buck per grenade Ifish could pay it's entire staff,
hell Jennie could get rich. I will take five please.

WMD or WifishD

[ 07-30-2003, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Abalone ]

[Thumper]

Stew --- You mean that you occasionally disagree with me? You are obviously not studying the brilliance of my posts nearly hard enough! :tongue:

[Elwix]

I think you should take your new Macromedia book out into a boat and read while you're waiting for a bite.

[fish assassin]

-assAssin-

[corkyking]

A friend of mine was offered a very highpaying job in Alaska several years ago.
After a few days of negotiation he took the job.
One of the conditions of employment was that it had remain comfortable and fun in order to manage the high stress nature of the job.

One day he was riding with his boss who was complaining about everything being a problem, his subs and employees and all.

My friend said "I told you that I wouldn't do this work unless it was fun - This is not fun"

He packed his bags, came home and never looked back.

I've always admired him for that.