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07-28-2003, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Just downstream from the Hole O' Garbage'
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Tunes from the 60s updated
Some of the artists from the 60's are re-releasing their hits
with new lyrics to accommodate us ... good news, for
those feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes ...
Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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07-28-2003, 01:55 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Junction City
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
"Hey, you, get offa my lawn!"
**** is 60. :shocked:
Edit: Mr.Jagger is 60.
[ 07-28-2003, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: GutshotApe ]
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07-28-2003, 03:24 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Suburbia
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
The 60's?? What's that?!? :shocked:
:grin:
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07-28-2003, 07:59 PM
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Quote:
Originally posted by GutshotApe:
"Hey, you, get offa my lawn!"
**** is 60. :shocked:
Edit: Mr.Jagger is 60.
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Or "Hey you, get offa my barca-lounger"
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07-28-2003, 08:06 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Quote:
Originally posted by Cool Texan:
The 60's?? What's that?!? :shocked:
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<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">I forget............  :grin:
[ 07-28-2003, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: Straydog ]
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07-28-2003, 08:38 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On The Seam
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Bill Haley &The Comets - Shake, Rattle and Roll-aids
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07-29-2003, 08:11 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On The Seam
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Buns of Fire
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My biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
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07-29-2003, 02:35 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: EFL
Posts: 5,079
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
And dont forget these old time favorites..
Elvis: "Heartfailure hotel" and "glove me tender"
Sammy Davis Jr: "Dr Bojangles"
The drifters: "save the last prune for me"
Martha and the Vandellas: (your glove is like a)"heatwave"
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When your that old you cant remember the real title anyway can you?
[ 07-29-2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Row Vs. Wade ]
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07-29-2003, 02:43 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Lake Oswego OR USA
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Billy Cirus(sp?) - My Rank Stanky Fart
[ 07-29-2003, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Tanner ]
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07-29-2003, 03:56 PM
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Guest
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Just downstream from the Hole O' Garbage'
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Cream - Crosswords
Roy Orbison - Anything you want (I lost it)
Frankie Valley? - The lion sleeps every night
The Doors - Riders on the bus
Herman's Hermits - Mrs Brown, you have a great grandaughter
The Monkeys - Hey Hey! We're done Monkeys!
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07-29-2003, 04:07 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: EFL
Posts: 5,079
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Re: Tunes from the 60s updated
Who could forget the classic by Gerry and the pacemakers "fingers cross the prostate" sung to the tune (or gummed to the tune) of "ferry cross the mersy"
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Riders on the bus...classic 
[ 07-29-2003, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: Row Vs. Wade ]
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