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Old 07-22-2003, 07:35 AM   #1
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Hey, its getting tense in here...we need our daily funny to lighten the mood in LIG!! :grin:
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:41 AM   #2
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Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.

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Old 07-22-2003, 07:46 AM   #3
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:47 AM   #4
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Oh! I just realized what you were referring to CT - I've been staying away from a couple of those threads and now I'm pleased that I decided not to even open them.

Now I see that my favorite solicitor and grammar teacher has been playing in LIG.

Come into the light my friends... Realize that some people say things they don't even believe in just to get a reaction.... Just to argue. Just to get attention. As long as they get it, they won't go away.

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