Why I'm so tired...

[hntngirl]

WHY AM I SO TIRED ???
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of
sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from
my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else
I could think of.
But now I've found the true reason: I'm tired
because I'm overworked.

Here's why: The population of this country is 273
million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to
do the work... There are 85 million in school,
which leaves 48 million to do the work...
Of this there are 29 million employed by the
federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing Saddam. Which leaves 16.2
million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000
people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in
hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work...
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That
leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.
And there you are sitting on your butt, at your
computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice...

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Cute. :smile:

That's probably the last thing I'll read tonight before I hit the rack....after a 15 hour day. (Got to work at 0600, home at 2100) [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]