More fishing humor
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
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A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Walmart "associate" is standing there with dark
shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir. can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He says,
"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line...It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter; I'll take it."
The woman opens her purse and sees her credit card holder drop on the floor. As she bends down to pick it up she accidentally breaks wind.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then concludes there is no way he could tell it was she that passed gas.
The man rings up the sale and says, That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and says, "Didn't you tell me was on special for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00; but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
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