The positive side...

Hogmaster · 06-19-2003, 09:41 AM

An interesting set of perspectives:

"THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE"
>
>
> Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around
> the
> sun every year.
>
> How long a minute is depends on what side of the
> bathroom door you're on.
>
> Birthdays are good for you; the more you have,
> the longer you live.
>
> Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
>
> Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than
> the
> people who have to wait for them?
>
> Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
>
> If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
>
> You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
> to
> one person.
>
> Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
>
> Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
>
> We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty,
> some
> are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but
> they
> all exist very nicely in the same box.
>
> A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
>
> Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has
> thought about you today!...
>
Except for you know who!

:grin:

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Cool Texan · 06-19-2003, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hogmaster:
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

Amen to that one!!

northriver1 · 06-19-2003, 10:02 AM

Hogmaster - I thought you were to busy to goof off.

OceanBlue · 06-19-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cool Texan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hogmaster:
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

Amen to that one!! <hr /></blockquote>What happens if everytime you smile because it happened, it makes you cry? :depressed:

Hogmaster · 06-19-2003, 10:27 AM

NR1 -

I am busy!

I am trying to figure out that Wal-Mart thing!

They sure seem to apply that principle to their vendors! :shocked: [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img] : :shocked:

WaterDog · 06-19-2003, 12:13 PM

OceanBlue, just keep smiling :smile: the other will eventually stop.

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Cool Texan · 06-19-2003, 12:26 PM

OB, then just double up on the homemade Prozac.

OceanBlue · 06-19-2003, 12:59 PM

CT - Homemade prozac?

Fish Nets · 06-19-2003, 02:00 PM

[QUOTE] Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

Hogmaster - Is that like "Musical Fruit?" :blush:

Hogmaster · 06-19-2003, 02:24 PM

Pull a finger before death!

OB, remember what STGRule says:

Quote:

Tequila is a good substitue for dry clothes

OceanBlue · 06-19-2003, 02:44 PM

Hogmaster - Yeah, I knew there was a reason I liked that woman! It isn't just her cool crown, either.

Point-of-Sale Clerk · 06-19-2003, 10:12 PM

My turn...

Dyslexics have more fnu

Clones are people, two

Entropy isn't what it used to be

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

A mouse is just an elephant built by the Japanese

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Anything free is worth what you pay for it

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Gene Police: YOU! Out of the pool!

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

My reality check just bounced

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo

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Mr. Carp · 06-19-2003, 10:22 PM

Those are awesome POSClerk!!!

Spotted Owl · 06-20-2003, 08:55 AM

Hogmaster you just seem to have a way with words.
*** were did you come up with that stuff.
To the both of you guys nice job!!!

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Hogmaster · 06-20-2003, 10:42 AM

*** -

Sled, mine were not mine. Wish I could take credit, but I get lots of anonymous author email...

happybrew · 06-20-2003, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hogmaster:
NR1 -

I am busy!

I am trying to figure out that Wal-Mart thing!

That one was figured out by the ancient Greek philosopher Zeno thousands of years ago. It's really simple. If they cut prices ten percent, say from ten dollars to nine dollars, then cut it ten percent again, then again, eventually, they will have something for a buck or so. When it reaches that point, they simply sell two for a buck, then two for 75 cents, then three for a buck, and so on. Thus, it will never be free. It will go on ad infinitum. Mathematically, it can be expressed as the series ( n/$1, (n+1)/$1, (n+2)/$1, (n+3)/$1.....) When it reaches the point where nobody wants a gazillion widgets for a buck, then sales of that item drop off, and it is discontinued and remaining stock placed in the closeout basket. Thus, it becomes impossible for any price to be lowered down to zero, because it is always possible to cut the price by another fraction by selling additional units for the same price.

happybrew

Hogmaster · 06-20-2003, 09:48 PM

Somehow, I should have figured it would take a brewmaster to figure that one out!