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Old 06-12-2003, 09:17 AM   #1
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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack ***** , and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:34 AM   #2
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:58 AM   #3
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Thanks Jenny for my 1st laugh of the day. :grin:
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Old 06-12-2003, 11:22 PM   #4
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Thats too funny unless of coarse your the husband.
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Old 06-15-2003, 10:37 PM   #5
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Nice!! :grin:
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Old 06-16-2003, 09:31 AM   #6
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Old 06-16-2003, 02:05 PM   #7
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Excellent!

The same couple on vacation from California, on the same oregon country road witnessed an elk giving birth. The husband says to the wife, "I wonder how fast the back one was going when the front one stopped"

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