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Old 06-10-2003, 01:43 PM   #1
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The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,
hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador.

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Old 06-10-2003, 01:51 PM   #2
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:51 PM   #3
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hahaha [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] good one. I'm gonna have to post that one on a few other boards.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:27 PM   #4
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TOO funny!!!
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:06 PM   #5
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that is to funny
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:12 PM   #6
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Great story. I guess it figures. :grin:
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Old 06-11-2003, 08:54 AM   #7
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Gonna have to share that one. Nice job!!
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