It is reported that....

pdxkevin · 05-23-2003, 07:44 AM

It just keeps getting worse.

It is reported that a terrorist cell, whose main targets are high schools full of innocent, unsuspecting students was uncovered recently.

Today, a teacher in Baghdad, Iraq was arrested for possession of compasses, a protractor, slide rule and straight edge. It is claimed he is a member of the Al Gebra movement bearing weapons of math instruction.

STGRule · 05-23-2003, 07:46 AM

Ohhhhh, so bad and so good.

Cool Texan · 05-23-2003, 08:06 AM

Fast Water · 05-23-2003, 08:38 AM

Groooaaannnn!!!!

fish assassin · 05-23-2003, 09:12 AM

That's sick ... I *like* it!!

1pump · 05-23-2003, 05:05 PM

Ooooohhhh, that was lame....but I love it!

Silver Hilton · 05-23-2003, 06:20 PM

Doh-h-h-! Good one.

fisheromen · 05-25-2003, 02:03 PM

And some still say there was no link between Hussein and terrorists! [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img]

[ 05-25-2003, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: fisheromen ]

Hogmaster · 05-25-2003, 05:43 PM

NEWS FLASH:

As reported by Al Jazer in behalf of Bagdhad Bob:

"That report is complete fantasy. There are no students in that school. If there were students in that school they are not learning. The straight edge is not straight in any way. The Imperialist Dogs are about to be crushed by our protractors!"

Woody · 05-26-2003, 07:35 AM

Do you know why they stopped letting little old ladies carry knitting needles on airplanes????

They were afraid they might knit an Afghan.