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Old 05-16-2003, 12:47 AM   #1
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Default Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm...

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's o_r_g a_s_m lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home....... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

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Old 05-18-2003, 06:19 PM   #2
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Default Re: Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm...

That was funny!
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Old 05-18-2003, 08:29 PM   #3
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Default Re: Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm...

I think my wife has heated about 3 cups of coffee since we have been married.......
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