Axis of pretty bad
>>My brother sent this to me and I thought it was awesome. I don't
>>know if it really is by John Cleese but it sounds like him.
>>Axis of Evil
>> >by John Cleese
>> >
>> >Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
>> >China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just
>> >as Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid
>> >Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the
>> >Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the
>> >new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are
>> >just as evil ... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim
>> >Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils ... best at being evil
>> >.. we're the best."
>> >
>> >Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
>> >although they conceded that they did ask if they could join the Axis of
>> >Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
>> >
>> >"An axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi
>> >President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World
>> >War II you had Germany, Italy and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can
>> >only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."
>> >
>> >International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
>> >within minutes, France surrendered.
>> >
>> >Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in
>> >what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia
>> >announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing
>> >Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally
>> >Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not
>> >So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable."
>> >
>> >With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
>> >up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis
>> >of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host
>> >the Olympics."
>> >
>> >Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the"Axis of Nations That Are
>> >Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
>> >America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis
>> >of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick."
>> >
>> >"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said
>> >Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
>>
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