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Old 04-30-2003, 09:39 AM   #1
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Default Are you cut out for the CIA?

If you want a job done right, give it to a woman...

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:42 AM   #2
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Default Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?

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Old 04-30-2003, 12:12 PM   #3
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Default Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?

Wiping tears out of my eyes, PM.

Honey, please put down that chair.
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:51 PM   #4
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Default Re: Are you cut out for the CIA?

I sure am glad MY wife isn't trying out for the job!!

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