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04-29-2003, 07:52 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Halfway between the Boondocks & Timbucktoo
Posts: 7,861
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Hunting Should be Banned!
Thanks for stopping in for your daily giggle...
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Arkansas woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, "Should we take them with us or eat them here?" I couldn't keep quiet any more!
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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04-29-2003, 08:00 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Corvallis, OR
Posts: 559
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] Good one! Not what I was expecting to read.
Day Late
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04-29-2003, 08:08 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mountaindale- between the Girl Scout Camp and the Nudist Camp :)
Posts: 5,633
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
 [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]  :grin:
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04-29-2003, 08:10 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Hunting Wabbits in Vancouver, WA
Posts: 2,535
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
Young lady...chumming is illegal in these here parts.
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04-29-2003, 08:23 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Halfway between the Boondocks & Timbucktoo
Posts: 7,861
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
Hmm... Geek - you didn't care for the bait and switch?  :grin:
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04-29-2003, 08:26 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hillsboro
Posts: 3,380
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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04-29-2003, 08:36 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Battle Ground, WA
Posts: 2,489
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
[img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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Don't argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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04-29-2003, 10:30 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Depoe Bay, Pacific City, Oregon
Posts: 1,849
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
:blush: :blush: :blush:
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04-29-2003, 10:36 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Woodland ,WA
Posts: 1,561
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
:shocked: [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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05-04-2003, 01:13 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Woodland, WA
Posts: 2,162
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
Interesting
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05-04-2003, 04:47 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Oregon
Posts: 307
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
Good One! :grin:
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05-04-2003, 06:23 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Aloha, Ore
Posts: 2,585
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
What everyone else said!! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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05-04-2003, 09:33 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Portland Or
Posts: 1,314
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Re: Hunting Should be Banned!
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Maybe it is the spot???
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