If there were a town of ifish....

[Jennie@ifish]

Who would be mayor?

Let me tell you right off, that if we are going to pretend here, I do not want to be mayor, or anyone! I just want to be an ifisher.. plain and simple.

So, I nominate Pete for City Manager...

Who is the Mayor?

Who is the IFDW? (Ifish department of Fish and Wildlife?)

Who are the cops?

Who are the court jesters?

Who are the judge and jury?

Who are the slackers?

Who is the most popular?

This is fun! Tell me who you vote for, for President!

Jen

I second the nomination of Pete for City Manager and call for unanimous consent.

[Jennie@ifish]

Who is Mayor?

Crabbait?

Na, put him in charge of trafic controll

[Firedog]

I think BOE ought to be Mayor :smile:

[AuntyM]

Can I run the Saloon? I can be my own bouncer! :smile:

If anyone wants more than one beer, I need a signed note from your spouse with his/her phone number and the name of your designated driver.

[Ryan Pultz]

I wanna be the slacker please I never catch any salmon and I am kinda slacker at heart

[Tempered Steel]

[img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img] I'll be the Village Idiot... [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]

[1pump]

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[willametteriveroutlaw]

Birdhunter for IDFW.

[Silver Hilton]

****** for mayor.

[Hogmaster]

How about Hustler Jim for Mayor? :grin:

And Pilar can be Harbormaster! :grin: :grin:

Can I have a column in the ifish Times that goes under the heading of "Ask Hogmaster" or, "As The Impeller Turns"???? :grin: :grin: :grin:

How about a town ordinance that only allows work in the evenings? And it needs 5 rivers and an Ocean within the City limits!

I would be "Exalted President for Life" and of course there would be multiple statues and giant murals of me througout Ifishville. I would then exile Gizmo Man to a far away land where "freebies" aren't allowed :grin: The local sporting goods stores would of course be named after me and I would make it a law that all big steelhead have to be handed off to me!
I would be beloved by all

[Point-of-Sale Clerk]

I want to be in charge of the ministry of information for the city of Ifish, you know, like Baghdad Bob?

I promise to maintain the same standards that Bob has…. Ummm errrr, lets see…

“We will broil their prawns in hell!!!”

“Gill nets? What gill nets? The Columbia has never had and never will have gill nets. It is an illusion!”

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[Bait O' Eggs]

Waterdog - can run the sewage treatment plant

Stew - can be a local chef who specializes in a mixture of meat and vegetables

Firedog - drives the firetruck

Crabbait - air traffic controller

K9Jeff - sheriff

Geek - operates a computer repair shop

Ramstrong - circuit court judge

Cagey - owns a donut shop, that is federally subsidized because he keeps eating the product

*** - manager of CIA office and he keeps all the secret files on everybody

Jerry Dove - Politician (nuff said) of course he works part time at the Chevy garage as a mechanic.

Pilar - commercial fisherman

hogmaster - editor of local paper

****** - does comic strips for local paper

Fishin Mission - is and will always be the cookie man

Fishbait - operates a pet store specializing in exotic fish, and gerbils

Gus Orviston - cleans barn stalls since he is so good at shoveling ....

Grantspastor - man of the cloth

Zaq - provides care at the free clinic

Gizmo - local sporting event organizer who tries to make the participants happy to no avail

5 cents - bank teller

Skein - operates the tatoo parlor and hangs out with a seedy bunch

KETA - works at the unemployment office

Miss B Haven - president of the yacht club

Sledder - head of military

time to go bed or I would continue this game :tongue:

[k9jeff]

BOE,,, You are under arrest for violation of IFISH city ord 03-002: spending too much time on the computer and not enough time on the river.
:grin:

[Jennie@ifish]

This is too funny!

Hogmaster, I really do want a column called "as the impeller turns! Can we?

Jen

[Straydog]

Pete should be Mayor.

Crab Bait should be Police Chief. GSA could be his head dectective and Kruechief his deputy.

Keta should be our minister of diplomacy.

*** should be regional director of I.D.F.W (Ifish Dept. of Fish and Wildlife)

TGF could head up Ifished.com, the local Internet Provider.

Grants Pastor shoud be our town man of the cloth and eye doctor....... who better to help us all see the light?


I would like to run the town sporting goods store and be county forestry manager as a volunteer.......

:grin: :grin:

[Hogmaster]

You betcha, Jenn. There's plenty of material in this town!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

[fish assassin]

*I* get to be the worst fisherman in port!! It's a dirty job, but somebody
has to claim it ... I have already laid claim to the "worst fisherman in port"
title at both Pacific City AND Depoe Bay, so I'm a natural for the title in the
Grand Metropolis of Ifish!

-assAssin-

[WaterDog]

Great, I get to deal with all the ifish poo.

BOE would have the local "fix it" shop. He could fix anything and everything.

"It may not be purdy, but it was cheap, and it works."

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[Hogmaster]

Anyone with a name like cool texan needs to be the Marshal!

Boedy and TFG need to be on the city council together. For true political harmony.

[Born to Fish]

I'd gladly nominate myself as the village idiot - everybody takes me along fishing with them, just for laughs. [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

Geez, I musta been an idiot to think that'd work!

[Fish-n-Fever]

I would like to be the Post"Master"!
Every pennie (after expenses of course) will go to our various charities.
Now for the expenses so there is no confusion after the elections....
I figure .25 cents for every e-mail....10 cents for every post or reply should be more than fair...
Out of that .35 cents I would need to keep, for my expertise....10 cents for wages...7 cents for retirement...10 cents for inflation...18 cents for staff... lets see...10+7+10+18= .45...hmmm the other .10 cents for my expenses would have to come from the general fund!!!
s: all Bonuses will come from the ifish bond sales!!!
Ron

[mirage]

Better get a dept. of sanitation quick, because it's getting deep. : jennie, my thank to thee for heading this sanatorium [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

[STGRule]

Straydog would have to be Administrator of Education.
GutShotApe would have to be either the Head Forester or the Investigative Reporter.
Boedy would be our War Advisor and resident Supreme Court.
Hogmaster would be our political lobbyist.
*** definitely would be our FBI.
Pilar would be our Ocean Fisheries Specialist.
I could do anything that required a crown (except Princess: :tongue: ).

[Bill Monroe]

Ask me about the Ifish Times...openings for columnists (ok, 4,000 of you) and especially some good investigative reporters...Depoe Dan, Brion Lutz and maybe STG Rule...we especially need someone to ferret out Baghdad ***>..Gutshot, why don't you do the Reinhard column?

[skein]

Hey, can I be City Planner? I sure as heck won't put an 82nd Drive right next to an 82nd Ave! Every street will have a tackle shop and a cafe on it that are both open 24/7. At the end of every street will be a boat ramp, and every parking space will be big enough for a crew-cab pickup and at least a 23' boat.

Skein

[Silver Hilton]

Can I be a drag on productivity? That way I won't have to learn anything new...

[lost_sailor]

Brewmaster

[The Fishing Geek]

I want to be the guy who walks down the middle of Main Street, shouting and cursing and people who aren't there. I mean, I wanna be that in the IFish town, too.

Pete for CENTCOM.

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