Ladies and Gentlemen....

Cool Texan · 04-22-2003, 09:52 AM

I present to you, iFish's newest Chromer.... Cool Texan!!

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to first of all thank the Academy (aka Jennie) for making this moment possible. Secondly, I'd like to thank Al Gore...without him, this entire site would not be possible...so thank you Al for giving us the internet.

*pause for applause* [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

While I know there are some haters around here who get mad cuz they only have 310 some odd posts, I feel no ill will towards them. I will still talk to them, even though I am on a higher plane than they are now.

To the rest of you, cheers!!

Cool Texan
aka Chromer Texan

The Fishing Geek · 04-22-2003, 10:24 AM

Slacker.

Fshklr · 04-22-2003, 10:39 AM

Geek,

Cool Texan,
Do you fish?

Did ya hear Springers are in?

Nice on the 1000. :smile:

Lucky Bamboo · 04-22-2003, 02:38 PM

GOOD GRIEF!!!! This has really gone to his head!

This man need help!

Beer Waggin · 04-22-2003, 02:42 PM

Just goes to show you how much of nothing you have to type about... :shocked:

Digifish · 04-22-2003, 02:56 PM

A thousand casts. Now that is something to brag about.

Ryan Pultz · 04-22-2003, 04:16 PM

J Archer · 04-22-2003, 05:49 PM

UMMMMM! OK :whazzup:

WildHawg · 04-23-2003, 05:56 AM

Cool Texan, you are one sick dude--comin' 'round here braggin' 'bout your 1000th post after puttin' that there picture of the scalded and plucked Texican Taco Cat on that other post

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At least give 'em a good whack 'fore ya dip 'em.
Heck, I don't know why ya bothered to pluck 'em anywho. Here in Orygun, we skin 'em. The thought of "Chicharones El Gato" darn near turns my stomach. They do make some great Haggus though!
So ya got a thousand posts...big deal. My member # is 785 lower than yours

Based on the ifish redneck poster quality analysis logarythm; you take the number of smartalec posts I have made, delete them, put them back in, add my # of posts (312?, sorry--I don't keep track) to the difference in our membership numbers (785) and you get 1097. Sorry you lose...thank you for shopping Qwickee Mart. please come again [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img] .

to the 'Hawg Cool Texan!!
Boy, ya done been cheebobbed!!! Ya keep this up and your gonna become my "pet" project [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img] ! WHEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ 04-23-2003, 07:07 AM: Message edited by: WildHawg ]

Hoosier Daddy · 04-23-2003, 06:54 AM

Cool Texan · 04-23-2003, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WildHawg:
My member # is 785 lower than yours

You make an interesting argument...but your number is 578. Go back to school, and get your glasses checked while you're there. :grin: :shocked:

The Fishing Geek · 04-23-2003, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cool Texan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by WildHawg:
My member # is 785 lower than yours

You make an interesting argument...but your number is 578. Go back to school, and get your glasses checked while you're there. :grin: :shocked:

<hr /></blockquote>1363-578 is 785. What kind of math are they teaching down in Texas?

[ 04-23-2003, 09:13 AM: Message edited by: The Fishing Geek ]

Cool Texan · 04-23-2003, 08:15 AM

Was just skimming his rant...missed the "lower than yours".

Apologies to Hawg. :grin:

The Fishing Geek · 04-23-2003, 08:21 AM

Can't get the `rithmetic right, can't get the readin' right...yer ritin' suck, too? :grin:

WildHawg · 04-23-2003, 09:21 AM

Talk about stealin' a guys thunder fishin' geek! I was just about to bring down the BOOOOYYYYAAAA on da boy!!!!!!
I must admit, this has been fun!
For this exercise C.T., you can be Dick Smothers and I'll be Tommy--give me another straight line....PULEAAAASE???????

[ 04-23-2003, 10:22 AM: Message edited by: WildHawg ]