Mysteries of the Universe

Okay who can answer this question that has long puzzled mankind. :whazzup:
Mickey Mouses' pet dog is Pluto...right? Okay a mouse owning a dog is pretty weird but it gets weirder. If Pluto is a dog and walks on all fours then what is Goofy? Is he some higher form of dog that can walk upright?
Just wondering...post your mysteries of the universe here

It looks like someone else is "Goofy" tonight.

Reminds me of why Mickey Mouse divorced Minnie Mouse.

[Point-of-Sale Clerk]

Higher form of dog that can walk upright?

I call them politicians :shocked: :grin:


P.O.S. Clerk

[sinker]

Keta,
Ya beat me to it!!

[Fish-n-Fever]

Simple....one is a democrat the other is a republican. Doesnt matter which is which all that matters is the reason one walks upright. He is no better or smarter than the other, He is not further up the evolutionary scale. The reason one walks upright is because the other one told him he couldnt!
Ron

[Lucky Bamboo]

I'll go along with the assumption that Goofy is a higher form of dog, and let it go at that.....but, seriously, folks....Why DID Mickey divorce Minnie? Were they actually every married? I don't be believe I ever saw them co-habitating......did you? That brings to mind Popeye and Olive Oyle....what was the deal with them? Did she actually have eyes for Bluto? And, don't forget!.....what about Donald Duck and Daisy! Were Minnie, Olive, and Daisy just "loose women?" When you think about it, what kind of thinking was that for me to absorb when I was a kid???

[pdxkevin]

Why is it most of those in the Disney bunch wear tops but no bottoms?

[The Fishing Geek]

It's from their previous jobs as network news anchors.