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Old 04-17-2003, 05:54 PM   #1
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Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from the Easter Bunny

Don't put all your eggs in one basket

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey

Walk softly and carry a big carrot

Good things come in small sugarcoated packages

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears

There's no such thing as too much candy

Keep your paws off other people's jelly beans

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day

All work and no play can make you a basket case

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention

The grass is always greener in someone else's basket

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare

To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

Some body parts should be floppy

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits


(a little early, but it will get you in the spirit!!!)

Love to all!
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Old 04-17-2003, 06:49 PM   #2
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Pretty good...and pretty true
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Old 04-17-2003, 09:22 PM   #3
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I've learned bigger is not always better.........(Netherland Dwarf)

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Old 04-18-2003, 05:34 AM   #4
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Oh......how nice! And....HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE!!!!!! [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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Old 04-18-2003, 08:25 AM   #5
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Mmmmmmm. Hassenpfeffer :grin:
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Old 04-18-2003, 09:56 AM   #6
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Here are some Easter Yolks!

Easter Yolks! hahahaha.. Get it? Easter Jokes...
hehehe... I crack myself up...

Anyway, here's some fun for the little ones...

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

How do you mail a bunny?
Hare mail.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare net.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!

Where does a bunny go when it dies?
To the hare-after.
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:15 AM   #7
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Happy Easter everyone!
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