Now don't be making fun of the IM. He's my new favorite TV entertainer.
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."
"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."
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Mike