Diets

Born to Fish · 04-09-2003, 06:34 PM

At last, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION....
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

OceanBlue · 04-09-2003, 07:11 PM

BTF: Thanks for that report! I'm so relieved. I guess I'll take up German :grin:

Born to Fish · 04-09-2003, 08:49 PM

I regret not learning to speak Polish when my grand parents were still alive. :grin:

Kruechief · 04-09-2003, 09:00 PM

Man, I thought it was the water. :grin:

Krue

Lucky Bamboo · 04-10-2003, 05:08 AM

Speaking of diets.......we're going to have to think of a new name for Beerbellyfisher when he loses ANOTHER 44 pounds! Any suggestions? [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img]

Born to Fish · 04-10-2003, 05:16 AM

Lucky.....how about "Bud Light"? :grin:

Lucky Bamboo · 04-10-2003, 05:46 AM

"Bud Light"?? Ugh!!! That's nasty stuff!! He's a MicroBrew man, only....and makes it all! :shocked:
But, alas.....no beer on this diet. How do you think he got the name Beerbelly??? It was funny at first, but turned in to a real problem.

I kept asking when he was "due to deliver"

[ 04-10-2003, 06:49 AM: Message edited by: Lucky Bamboo ]

Born to Fish · 04-10-2003, 05:53 AM

LB, I agree, Bud Light is nasty - never touch the stuff. However, I wasn't all that convinced that he'd want to be named after my favorite - MOOSE DROOL.