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Old 03-20-2003, 10:49 AM   #1
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Okay, bucko. They just cancelled the Broodstock Rodeo, which was your half-baked excuse for not coming out for the Political Floatilla. Now you're saying that nobody has ASKED you to come out and join in the fun.

Here's your invitation. You have no excuses now.
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Old 03-20-2003, 12:23 PM   #2
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:grin:

I may be there. I may not be there. If I am there, where will I park? Decisions decisions...
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:47 PM   #3
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Hog, doesn't matter on which side of TFG you park, he'll still be way to the left of you! But DO park next to him and just be quicker with the net. You saw what affect he had on the fish in the Steelie Challenge. One look at him and it's belly up! :grin: :grin:
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Old 03-20-2003, 03:13 PM   #4
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Originally posted by Hogmaster:
:grin:

I may be there. I may not be there. If I am there, where will I park? Decisions decisions...
<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Sounds like one of them wishy-washy middle of the roaders to me.

If I might offer a bit of advice, if you park parallel with the other trailers, people won't yell at you so much, and your tires will have air in them when you return.
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Old 03-20-2003, 03:42 PM   #5
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I am still trying to figure out where the ANCHOR can sit sos that the leftists won't expect a hand(off) as an entitlement and the rightests won't claim eminent domain and try to run over the Willie!

Reeling up salmon can create unity in politics? Hey, I would be there to help!

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Old 03-20-2003, 06:14 PM   #6
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We don't want a hand off - we feel that you need to experience the fish fully yourself in order to reach your full potential.

But then we want to divvy it up into 20 pieces and share it equally.


But why are we dithering over this theoretical matter. Since you're only gonna be anchored and talking smack, never once drifting out, spending the day only looking longingly at those who do, why worry? :tongue:

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Old 03-20-2003, 11:39 PM   #7
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Yeah, really.
After calling the participants "an unsavory horde of gypsies" and comparing it (unfavorably) to the manure dump on the Wilson, it's the least you can do. It would be bad form not to attend a slamfest when you're the guest of honor. :tongue:
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