Fishing Joke

Fishplay · 03-12-2003, 11:32 PM

> > Every Saturday morning he's going fishing. He gets up early and eager,
> >
> > >makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long.
> >
> > >Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
> >
> > >lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the
garage
> >
> > >to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. Coming
> out
> >
> > >of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.
> >
> > >There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
> >
> > >Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house
and
> >
> > >turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad
> weather
> >
> > >all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses
> >
> > >and slips back into bed.
> >
> > >There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
> anticipation,
> >
> > >and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
> >
> > >To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out
> >
> > >fishing in that stuff?"