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Old 03-06-2003, 07:20 AM   #1
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Jennie's column:

"I still find it odd that we, as the United States of America, would send planes over to a country, bomb them, and then send planes that drop sandwiches.
If you were going to be bombed, wouldn't you want your sandwich first? I would."



My daughter was similarly perplexed: "So, they're gonna drop, like, bombs full of bananas ?"
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Old 03-06-2003, 07:24 AM   #2
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It takes a lot fewer sandwiches to go around after the bombing.
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Old 03-06-2003, 07:40 AM   #3
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Kinda like throwing the fish into the livewell after it's been bonked.
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Old 03-06-2003, 07:59 AM   #4
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I am sure it can all be traced back to the Clinton admistration. [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img]
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Old 03-06-2003, 08:01 AM   #5
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Depends on what kind of sandwiches they're dropping
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Old 03-06-2003, 08:37 AM   #6
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Well, if it's a Muslim country you're bombing, better make sure there's no ham or bacon in those sanwiches. They might find that offensive.
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Old 03-06-2003, 08:42 AM   #7
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Hey, at least they dropped the leaflets before the bombing. Best used as TP. Is kinda strange to drop sandwiches though. Interesting.
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