Political correctness can haunt you!
Sorry, couldn't resist!
>A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a
> > vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in
> > Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points
> > in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so
> > she started to climb the big tree.
> >
> > As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that
> > attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the
> > tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private
> > parts.
> >
> > In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country
> > doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her
> > story with great patience and then told her to go into the
> > examining room and he would see if he could help her.
> >
> > She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor
> > reappeared.
> >
> > The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
> >
> > He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits
> > from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> > Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
> > remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm
> > sorry, but they all turned me down."
> >
> >
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