Tasteless golf joke............

[Straydog]

Police were called to an apartment to find a man standing, holding a 5 iron
in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands
on his head.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five, six, seven.....Put me down for a five.

[Fshklr]

:shocked: :depressed:

[northriver1]

In the PC world which we live in, is it OK to laugh at a funny but tasteless joke? I would not want to offend anyone.

[Silver Hilton]

You know what the difference between a golfer and a skydiver is?

The golfer goes, 'whack', "Damn!"

The skydiver goes "Damn!", 'whack'.

[Mad Mikey]

Jesus, Moses and an old man were out for a few rounds of golf on a Summer day.
Moses whacks a good one and it heads right for the water. He raises his arms, the water parts, ball rolls through, out and right into the hole.
"Good shot Moses!" The old man says.
Jesus tees off with a humble yet powerful shot that flies straight and narrow, it rolls into the hole too. Moses claps him on the back, "Well done!"
The old man steps up, slices it way to the right. It lands in a hole of an Oak tree where a squirrel appears, grabs the ball and runs out across the green. A hawk flying over dives down and grabs the squirrel which still has the ball. The hawk makes its' way high above the green and suddenly clouds appear and there is a bolt of lightning and a thunderclap. The startled bird stalls out, squirrel drops the ball directly into the cup.
Jesus rolls his eyes and says "Nice shot, Dad".


Possibly stolen from Jennies' joke book??? :grin: