Homeland security bulletin.

RvW · 02-18-2003, 08:43 PM

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity. God bless America!

Jettin' Fool · 02-18-2003, 08:51 PM

Got my six pack and lawn chair.....lets do this!

USA! USA! USA!

Boedy · 02-18-2003, 08:55 PM

Im onboard!! :grin:

Wood N' Fish · 02-18-2003, 08:58 PM

You've gotta be kidding!!!!! My neighborhood has been doing this on every-other Friday, for the past six year's. (BY Order of the Supreme Commander)

True · 02-18-2003, 08:59 PM

So that's 11:00am Pacific time, folks.

Honey, can I... ah! Why even ask the question when you already know the answer? Is it too early to mow the front lawn?

True

Firedog · 02-18-2003, 09:02 PM

All right sounds like a perfect start to the weekend to Me. :smile:

RvW · 02-18-2003, 09:06 PM

Jett go back in the house its not til saturday!

Boe I think you're confused...put your clothes on!

True...I havnt heard it called that in a long time...but its never too early my friend!

[ 02-19-2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: cirrhosis-of-the-river ]

STGRule · 02-18-2003, 09:08 PM

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Lunker · 02-18-2003, 10:00 PM

Gawk at nekked women and throw down brewskies? For an hour? No Thanks

ReelTrouble · 02-18-2003, 10:11 PM

This reminds me of a story I heard in the news a couple of months ago. Three woman were told that if they went out on their front porches topless, they would recieve free satelite mamograms.... [img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img] Well, they believed and went out of there houses topless. The guy accross the street was arrested.

Oh, thats true too,

Some people..... who would really think they could get a satelite mamogram?

I appoligize if anybody on this board was one of the unfortunate victims