Joke

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The expanded picture of Geek (dirty shirt) reminds me of a joke I heard a while ago.


Censor yourselves, this one is borderline.


Two guys are sitting in a bar drinking when one vomits all over himself. He cries "oh no, my wife is going to kill me, she'll know Ive been drinking and blow a fuse!"

The other guy says "ahh dont worry about it, just put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell her some drunk threw up on you and gave you a twenty for the cleaning bill"

The first guy says "great idea!" and they continue to drink heavily.

When the guy gets home his wife immediately smells the booze and vomit and says "your disgusting, youve been out drinking like a fish again havnt you, and you threw up on yourself!"

The guy says in his soberest voice "no really, there was a drunk who threw up all over me I swear..reach in my shirt pocket, he gave me $20 for the cleaners"

The woman reaches in his pocket and says "theres $40 dollars here!

The guy says "oh yeah, he "took a dump" in my pants too!"