Fire at the White House!

The Fishing Geek · 02-12-2003, 07:21 AM

Washington, DC. February 10, 2003

A tragic and sad fire has destroyed the personal library of President Bush. Both of his books have been lost. The president is devastated.

He had not finished coloring the second one...

:grin:

02-12-2003, 07:24 AM

Did they save Clinton's kiddy **** vidieos?

[ 02-13-2003, 06:11 AM: Message edited by: Jennie@ifish ]

Straydog · 02-12-2003, 08:18 AM

edit........ had a great reply but thought better of it.

I heard he had the whole "See Spot Run" series and had even read half of them!

I guess that would be one of the two.

[ 02-12-2003, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Straydog ]

Stz ll · 02-12-2003, 09:30 AM

Good one Geek. [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

Sea Nymph · 02-12-2003, 08:55 PM

Another one? Wow, that's two so far. The first was back in the early Clinton years. A reporter on the scene (wishing to remain anonymous because their cat was murdered and family threatened) said they seen Mrs. Clinton throwing files on the fire that had "FBI" stamped on them....

Ramstrong · 02-13-2003, 09:07 AM

It seems everyone forgets about 1814. If the white house wouldn't have burned, our national anthem wouldn't have been written.

02-13-2003, 09:52 AM

What about 1984? If it wasn't for "Double Speak" and "News Speak" Democrats wouldn't have a chance of being elected.

Lunker · 02-13-2003, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Fishing Geek:
Washington, DC. February 10, 2003

A tragic and sad fire has destroyed the personal library of President Bush. Both of his books have been lost. The president is devastated.

He had not finished coloring the second one...

:grin:

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helv">This is no way to talk about our president, especially in this time before we unilaterally attack Iraq [img]graemlins/icon_argue.gif[/img]

Just because Bush is dumber than a rock, that doesn't mean he's got only two books in his library. We all know he doesn't like to read and does not read any books. You know cowboys don't read books, so why do you try to make him look bad by telling the truth? [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]

nerta · 02-14-2003, 04:12 PM

:grin: Bush - Gore debate! Gore: "I wrote a book while in collage"! Reply from Bush: "Thats good I read one"! :grin: Conclusion: The people like readers better than writers.

Silver Hilton · 02-14-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nerta:
Conclusion: The people like readers better than writers.

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helv">So, help me here, how is that a good thing? I may be being a little slow here, but that kinda says to me that people like people who follow, rather than people who lead.

Tilla · 02-14-2003, 11:25 PM

Well SH it's obvious that our government would like us just to follow.