Report Card Comments
Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are great!
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somwhere of an idiot.
5. Your son/daughter sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. Your student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all togeather.
7. This child has been working with glue to much.
8. When your son/daughter's IQ reaches 50, they should sell.
9. The gates down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he or she would have to be watered twice a week.
11. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
12. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
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[ 02-08-2003, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Drummer/Fisherman ]
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