New PETA chuckle

[SailCat]

Gotta love these wackos for the laugh factor:

Donkey Story.

~MT
The Guide's Forcast (where you won't see this story). <g>

[1pump]

Eeyor becomes a martyr. What next?

The Soviets used trained dogs with land mines strapped to their backs to blow up **** vehicles during WWII. The gentle Germans then adopted the policy of shooting every dog on sight during their advance into Russia. Maybe PETA should demand a letter of apology from both governments.

[Jettin' Fool]

Yet PETA weeps for the ass

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[happybrew]

Perhaps PETA members should step in and carry the bombs themselves and save a poor little animal from having to carry it. Both sides could switch to using PETA bombs, and I'm sure that because the PETA folks are such idiots, nobody else would be killed. Without deaths on either side to avenge, the war would be over as soon as they ran out of PETA members. The Middle East would then have peace, and all would be well. Heck, maybe I should run for president, and present this idea. I could get the Nobel Peace Prize!

happybrew

[Empire]

You just gotta love these stories. You know they are true, because nobody has an imagination creative enough to think these up.

I like Happy Brews idea. Let Peta folks blow themselves up if they really believe in themselves.

[Cool Texan]

Originally posted by 1pump:
Eeyor becomes a martyr. What next?

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[Lured In]

I stepped in a donkey bomb once. :shocked:

It really is amazing how detached from humanity PETA seems to be. They appear to relate closer to animals than people. Maybe we should have PETA members officially licensed by the SPCA so we can generate additional tax revenue?

[1pump]

It really is amazing how detached from humanity PETA seems to be. They appear to relate closer to animals than people.

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helv">No doubt about it. Typical of a lot of dysfunctional people.
Hitler and Heinrich Himmler (chief of the SS) were both known to be animal lovers(Hitler even poisoned his own dog before committing suicide). I don't need to remind anybody of all the deaths those two cupcakes were directly responsible for. Talk about detached from humanity. And PETA makes the argument that "human cruelty begins with animal cruelty".
Anybody remember the scene in the movie Patton where Gen. Patton shoots those two donkeys that were blocking the bridge? I'm surprised that PETA hasn't called for a posthumous court-martial for ol' "Blood-n-Guts".
I hope they keep it up. PETA is slowly destroying its own credibility, one outburst at a time. :smile:

[Joe Schwab]

Watched an interview on TV last night that left even liberal newscasters aghast. A PETA rep was droning on about animal abuse and how rats are just like children. Maybe PETA's children are little rats I don't know.

They even object to mowing the lawn because it upsets the little critters that live in the grass. Hey, I needed an excuse not to mow the lawn! Now I got one except that I can't go fishing instead, because that gives fish a toothache and if I go golfing I will probably hit a worm, and I can't train the dog because that's a form of cruelty, hunting is totally out of the question, what are we going to do?

[HOGTIDE]

It's typical of the lost human condition.

"SAVE THE WHALES!"
"SAVE THE SEAL PUPS!"
"LETS RAISE MILLIONS FOR KEIKO!"

,,,,Womens' Crisis Pregnancy Center?"

[STGRule]

I made a post on another thread about being careful not to turn non-hunters/fishers into anti-hunters/fishers. I don't hunt. My husband hunts so I live with it. I have little problem with hunting for meat. I eat what he brings home. I also could not and won't kill something myself. I grew up in a farming community. I played with the baby rabbits one week and ate them the next. I followed the mobile butcher out into the field once a year to watch that years beef go from alive to dead. I helped butcher pigs and chickens. I have a better understanding of where my food comes from than most people. All that being said, I support saving the whales. We don't need oil for our lamps anymore. I support saving the baby seals. If you don't use all of it, don't kill it. Keiko is a feel good thing and doesn't hurt anybody.
I hate trophy hunting when the animal isn't utilized by the shooter. I hate the idea that people kill just for the thrill of making something dead. I will deal with it for now as I mostly pretend that doesn't happen. I am a NON-hunter, don't do anything that will make me an ANTI-hunter.

[skein]

Well said, STGRule. I'm a hunter - and harvester - but I work hard to honor the animals I kill by keeping them clean, cutting them up carefully, and packaging them so the meat will stay in good shape until I eat it. I also demand (of myself) fair-chase while hunting, and practicing with my firearm so I can make a clean, quick kill.

Having said that, I also hunt predators and varmints like nutria, badgers and sage rats that do great damage to farmers' fields. I would also like to add cormorants to that list, and at least be able to do something to manage sea lions - manage being the key word.

I respect your sentiment, and appreciate knowing that you've been there and at least know what you're talking about. I sincerely hope I never do anything that will turn you into an Anti-hunter, because at that point I will have betrayed myself as well.

Skein

[HOGTIDE]

I'm sorry if my post implied that I don't care about seals and whales. I do. It was supposed to show the 'relative' priorities of people. (i.e.) PETA cares about donkey suicide bombers, but not human suicide bombers.

For the record, I both hunt critters and I respect and support wildlife habitat. and I understand a little bit about raising and slaughtering livestock. Just spent an event filled evening castrating lil' pigs two nights ago. They will be sold at market auction in July.

[BonkBonkBonk]

save the salmon, club a seal