interesting

[CAGEY]

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton,
>
>I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me,
>I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
>reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for
>what you have done, specifically:
>
>1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
>Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
>Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave
>anyone out?
>
>2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
>sex. I had really planned to wait until they were
>older to discuss it with them, but now they know more
>about it than I did as a senior in college.
>
>3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in
>the work place (especially the White House) and on the
>job is OK, and all you have to know is what the
>meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
>certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may
>have sex while the other one involved does NOT have
>sex.
>
>4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
>impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that
>the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could
>be plausible after all.
>
>5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
>Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest,
>Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
>moral.
>
>6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who
>have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have
>fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic
>campaign fund raising.
>
>7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
>imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
>criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far)
>in the other "Clinton" scandals.
>
>8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
>"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all
>over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as
>necessary trips.
>
>9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of
>dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place,
>and I can't think of a more well deserving group of
>recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel
>for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the
>family and your cronies logged in more time aboard Air
>Force One than any other administration.
>
>10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
>the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
>felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
>society.
>
>11. Thanks also for removing the White House
>silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the
>pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts
>you've received from your "friends."
>
>12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
>the White House for vandalizing and destroying
>government property on the way out. I also appreciate
>removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
>linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic
>compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The
>weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
>dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
>
>13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the
>$8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all"
>book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your
>memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
>
>14. The last and most important point - thank you for
>forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist
>pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.
>The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
>part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in
>1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called
>"political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not
>release any with blood on their hands. The American
>President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary
>of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all
>prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
>and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane
>into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
>reported by many of the American TV networks at the
>time that the terrorists were first identified. It was
>censored in the US from all later reports. Why
>shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
>
>What a guy!!
>
>If you agree that the American public must be made
>aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America
>and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so
>wisely and frugally.
>
>SINCERELY,
>A US Citizen
>
>P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
>for "inventing" the Internet, without, which I would
>not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

[CATCH AND EAT]

WOW!!! :shocked: And I thought Clinton did'nt do anything in the White House. :smile: I think he will be known as the "Closet President" by historians. Thanks for the reflective history on Slick Willie. It made me laugh and it made me mad depending on what section I was reading. Thanks

[CAGEY]

It is amazing what that man, and the lovely Hillary accomplished. [img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img]

[lost_sailor]

Wait 'til W is done, that'll be a list!

[Silver Hilton]

Originally posted by CAGEY:
It is amazing what that man, and the lovely Hillary accomplished.

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helv">Yeah, having all that prosperity, a balanced budget and full employment was pretty hard to take.

Check out the State of the Union Address Clinton should have given. Warning, somewhat off color.

[Stz ll]

Yea and then came Bush.

[CATCH AND EAT]

Wait a minute here, I cannot believe no one has come out and said that Bush is responsible for the Columbia Shuttle disaster. But then again maybe we should go back and blame Reagan or even Carter. Hey, how about Bush Sr. or even Clinton. Just being sarcastic folks. Don't get all reved up about it.

[24 on/ 48 off]

Thanks Mr. Clinton for a presidency that calmed world fears and brought economic prosperity to millions.

--spud-- :smile:

[Straydog]

Yup, we are ssssooo much better off with a Texan with a short guy complex pandering to the rich and set on starting WW III.........

We can thank him for making us the most hated nation in the world once he is gone.