Which one of you rednecks won this auction?

The Fishing Geek · 01-25-2003, 07:13 AM

Hogmaster · 01-25-2003, 07:21 AM

This hits a little close to home, dude!

My cuz', who owns an auto auction, used to own and drive a 4WD Lincoln!!

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Silver Hilton · 01-25-2003, 08:50 AM

Did you catch the part where it floats? Can you just imagine driving that thing up Multnomah channel? Fabulous. Unfortunately, I'm a little short on spare change right now, or i'da had to of gotten it.

WaterDog · 01-25-2003, 09:21 AM

I would have bid on it but Aunty M would have been mad at me for having a Monster Car on the highway.

A few others would be gripeing about the poor fuel ecomomy (gallons/mile) it gets. :shocked:

The Fishing Geek · 01-25-2003, 10:12 AM

I wanna try boondogging on the Cow in that baby. Lowhole me and I'll shoot you with a blast of seltzer water from the wet bar!

Snag · 01-25-2003, 01:50 PM

Oh Lord have mercy.......this is gonna ad a whole new page to the ongoing SUV thread! :tongue: :tongue:

Jettin' Fool · 01-25-2003, 06:47 PM

I won the auction and my name isnt Jethro [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]
Just because Im a redneck doesnt mean I have a hillbilly name like Jethro

Thanks for listening....

Yours truely,

Cletis :grin:

Hogmaster · 01-25-2003, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Water - This car has been professionally balanced and engineered to float on water and handle in some of the most severe conditions. I have personally had this car in 40' water, high waves for hours at a time. I have carried up to 10 people in the water. This car has navigated most of the main channels and well as party cove in Lake of the Ozarks, MO.

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Wish I would have seen this before the bidding closed! Great backtroller for the garbage hole!!!

:grin: :grin:

[ 01-25-2003, 08:27 PM: Message edited by: Hogmaster ]

GutshotApe · 01-25-2003, 07:55 PM

Doesn't look like it would self-right very readily if it ever capsized. Probably not suitable for the Columbia River bar. :tongue:

Mojo · 01-25-2003, 08:33 PM

Thanks for eyeballing the official car of TEAM MOOSE DROOL! Only took an hour to mount the fish-on rod holders at every window, and a couple of rocket launchers on each side of the sunroof.

I took it out today, and it seemed a little less responsive than my Alumaweld, when it came to steering. It planed out almost as fast though. I'm thinking of mounting a punt gun on the bow, just to keep the riff-raff away. :grin:

Herring Impaired · 01-25-2003, 09:39 PM

Now, if'n that was one o'them there stretch hummers like I saw'r the other day, I'd be all over it..... Y'all.... [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]

Like this one!....

[ 01-26-2003, 12:17 PM: Message edited by: Leroy ]

Kruechief · 01-26-2003, 04:59 PM

Gulp...

The word is out.

Krue