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01-22-2003, 01:30 PM
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Guest
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Just downstream from the Hole O' Garbage'
Posts: 8,838
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Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May last awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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01-22-2003, 02:15 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Gary, you're a darn funny guy.  :grin:
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01-23-2003, 02:12 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Dang ---- I rarely laugh out loud while on the computer, but that was funny!
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01-23-2003, 03:03 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: McMinnville or.
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
that is OK..
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01-23-2003, 03:04 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: McMinnville or.
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
that is OK.. I'll have to save it for when I need alittle picking up.
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01-23-2003, 03:05 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: McMinnville or.
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
sorry
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01-23-2003, 04:49 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Beaverton, Or
Posts: 584
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Man, those are funny. I hope there's a way to clean up Uranus... I'm not volunteering...
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01-26-2003, 08:34 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Portland
Posts: 8,245
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
I don't get it.  :grin: 
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01-27-2003, 06:21 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sacramen\'toto\', displaced Oregonian
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
You missed one:
"Teen sex linked to pregnancy"
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01-27-2003, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sherwood, OR
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
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01-27-2003, 08:44 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Milwaukie(OakGrove)
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Cottonelles will cure headline #4 :grin:
Fool :grin:
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01-27-2003, 11:11 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Very funny.
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01-28-2003, 12:28 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Happy Rock, Or
Posts: 2,183
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Re: Best (actual) Headlines of 2002
Now that's funny. [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]
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