Three Texas surgeons

[CATCH AND EAT]

Boedy, don't give these guys ammo. It will come back to haunt ya. Darn funny stuff.

[TheTexan]

That is a good one! Even I could enjoy that, but you are giving them ammo!

[Boedy]

Thought all you left wingers would like this one:

Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest
skill. The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven
fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of
England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car
accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two
years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field
events in the
Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was
high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on
into a Santa Fe

freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work
with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year he became
president of the
United States