Fishing Joke

Corkie Monster · 12-30-2002, 08:38 AM

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I
>have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up
>in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
>We'll be gone for a week."
>
>"This is a good opportunity for me to get that
>promotion I've been wanting so would you please
>pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my
>rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office
>and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
>Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
>
>The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but
>being a good wife she does exactly what her husband
>asked.
>
>The following weekend he comes home a little tired
>but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him
>home and asks if he caught many fish?
>
>He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and
>a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk
>pajamas like I asked you to do?"
>
>
>

>
> >
>
>The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box." :grin: :grin: [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img]

fishbane · 12-30-2002, 09:40 AM

LOL

RvW · 12-30-2002, 11:29 PM

Two guys from Washington rent a drift boat, and float the Wilson, catching a bunch of fish.

Guy 1 says to guy 2 " I hope you made a note of where we caught these fish"

Guy 2 says "sure did, I put an X on the side of the boat each time we hooked up"

Guy 1 says "you idiot!, how do you know we're gonna get the same boat?"

Rainmaker · 12-31-2002, 07:15 PM

Are you sure those guys weren't from Oregon?

Point-of-Sale Clerk · 12-31-2002, 07:18 PM

Because they could write...

RvW · 12-31-2002, 07:34 PM

Maybe they lived in Oregon once, they caught fish!

RvW · 12-31-2002, 07:52 PM

Excellent avatar ***!

12-31-2002, 08:22 PM

Nerta and me were fishing a small mountan lalke west of KF when he hooked an old bottle.
When he wiped the bottle of to see what was in it a genie appeared. The genie told Nerta that he had one wish. Well Nerta, not being the brightest crayon in the box, wished that the lake was beer. Well we ended up having to **** in the bilge rest of the day :shocked:

RvW · 12-31-2002, 09:13 PM

That one will stick with me for a while..good one!

Gun Rod Bow · 12-31-2002, 09:50 PM

C O T R

KETA

You guys kill me... :grin: :grin: :grin:

Happy New Year,

Hang in There KETA

GRB

01-02-2003, 01:43 PM

The Castaway
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual
speck on the horizon. 'It's certainly not a ship, 'he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer,
he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and
scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since
you've had a cigarette?' 'Ten years' replies the stunned man. With that, she reaches over and unzips a
waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and
takes a long drag and says, 'Man oh man! Is that ever good!'
And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?' she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies: 'Ten years!' She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, 'Wow,
that's absolutely fantastic!'
At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs own the front of her wet suit, looks at
him seductively and asks, 'And how long has it been since you've played around?' With tears in his eyes
the guy falls to his knees and says. 'Oh sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!