Virus Alert

[brshooter]

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of -- so be warned. It appears to mostly affect those of us who were born before 1952!

Symptoms of Senile Virus
1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send to wrong person.
4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the

[brshooter]

Here is another one that Rubber Hooks shared with me.

Topic: Plane Talk

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says
to the other, “Let’s talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes
off his glasses and asks, “What would you like to discuss?”
The first guy says, “Oh, I don’t know; how about Nuclear Power?”
The other guy says, “OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and
a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow,
big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?”
The first guy says, “I don’t know.”
The other guy says, “Oh? Well, then, do you really think you’re
qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don’t know **** ?”

[ 12-15-2002, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: brshooter ]

br,
It hits those of us that were born in '52 also.
It's called CRS.

[ 12-15-2002, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: Keta ]

[skein]

CRS is a precursor to CRAFT.

Skein

[Miss B Haven]

Ha - I'm safe! (1953). Now if I could just remember what I'm safe from! well as soon as I finish th

[Pete]

Whew. I was born after 1952. I'm safe! I don't have to wor

[Smily]

Me t

[Popeye]

1951...I was going to reply, but I forgot what the topic wa

Huh?