A chuckle for you

It took me a few minutes to figure this out.
Our outhouse doesn't have any water in it :shocked:

[CATCH AND EAT]

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods like french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc. and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water. But then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the diplomat.

"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul,

"A man is sitting on the well!" :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I hope no one was offended by this joke. If you were then "A thousand pardons" please. :smile:

[Miss B Haven]

C&E - My dogs and cats didn't get it! :grin: Actually, I splained it to them and then they were terribly offended by the thought of a human drinking out of their bowl! :shocked: [img]graemlins/berry.gif[/img]

[ 11-27-2002, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: Miss B Haven ]