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Old 11-20-2002, 02:54 PM   #1
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The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Florida. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 4%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings" :shocked:
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Old 11-20-2002, 03:37 PM   #2
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:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :grin: :grin: :grin: LMAO
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Old 11-20-2002, 08:20 PM   #3
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I guess thats why they say "Blondes are more fun".
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