Words Women Use

11-08-2002, 08:17 AM

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they
feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "Fine" to
describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of
those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will
result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end in
the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you
want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go
Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine"
and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or
breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is
that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word
"Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow"

GO AHEAD At some point in the near, future, you are going to be
in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason
you have for doing whatever it is you have done. You have a fair
chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
"That's Okay"

THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're
welcome.

THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and
will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what
is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing"

:tongue:

The Fishing Geek · 11-08-2002, 09:20 AM

Something else to remember: repeating a word changes the meaning of the word. For example:

"He's just her friend. He's not her friend-friend."
"We're going shopping. We're not going shopping-shopping."

Only women can use a word as its own modifier.

Joe Schwab · 11-08-2002, 05:48 PM

"Oh really?" said with emphasis on the "rea". Never come back with "yeh really". It's sure to start an argument you will lose. The best way to reply when she says that after you have informed her you are going fishing or out with boys, is "well what would you rather have me do?" She will then reply "nothing" which you will have to determine what she means by that. Got it? [img]graemlins/1zhelp.gif[/img]

Straydog · 11-09-2002, 09:29 AM

Good one Nook!

I will have fun sharing this. :grin:

[ 11-09-2002, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: Straydog ]