Duck football joke

[Jettin' Fool]

What does your Daddy Do?

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the
kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: " My name is Danny and my father is a striptease
dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school
yard the teacher approaches Danny privately and asks if it was really true
that his dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, " No, I'm sorry. My dad's the defensive coordinator
for the Oregon Ducks and I was just too embarrassed to say so.