Women drivers!!
My name is John Doe. Driving to my office this morning on Calif. Interstate #5 near Laguna Woods, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to
the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds
and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working on
her eye liner. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion if trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
DARN WOMEN DRIVERS!!! :grin: :grin:
[ 09-12-2002, 06:41 AM: Message edited by: Straydog ]
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