Bad Fish / Warden Joke

Mark Mc · 12-13-2003, 08:23 AM

I lifted this from another fishing site:
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The day after losing her husband in an abalone diving accident, a woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Game Wardens.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband."

"Tell me! Did you find him?" the woman cried.

The wardens looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The warden said, "I'm sorry to tell you, Ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in Casper Bay."

"Oh my God!" said Mrs. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good news?"

The warden continued. "When we pulled him up he had a dozen good size Dungeness crabs on him."

Stunned, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the Good news, then what's the great news?"

The warden said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow!"

Mello-Yello · 12-13-2003, 08:33 AM

Thumper · 12-13-2003, 02:30 PM

Oh Yeah!!!

The Big Kahuna · 12-13-2003, 03:19 PM

Morbid but hilarious.

Jennie@ifish · 12-13-2003, 03:47 PM

Thought this one was cute:

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden,

"I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says,

"If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"

WP · 12-13-2003, 11:20 PM

UGH!!! :smile:

DownTime · 12-13-2003, 11:50 PM

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,bad

puffins crew · 12-14-2003, 08:24 AM

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Fishplay · 12-14-2003, 09:05 AM

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DownTime · 12-14-2003, 09:35 AM

Much better!

corrirod · 12-14-2003, 10:17 AM

A Game Warden in a small town continues to hear reports of a man who continually limits his boat with fish while all the other fishermen get nothing so he decides to investigate.

So the next day the Warden waits for the man to return to the dock and when he does, of course, the man has again caught a huge amount of fish while no other fishermen caught a thing.

So the Warden tells the man, "O.k., you're going to take me out with you tomorrow and show me how your catching all these fish."

The next day comes and they both take the boat out to the middle of the lake. The man proceeds to pull a stick of dynamite out from under his seat, ignites it, waits for minute, then drops it over the side! In a few seconds there is a huge boil of water followed by tons of fish floating to the surface.

The warden, who can't believe what he just saw, says, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S NOT FISHING!" :shocked:

Meanwhile the man has already taken out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He hands it to the Warden and says, "You gonna just sit there and keep gabbing or are you GONNA FISH?"

[ 12-14-2003, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: corrirod ]