Are You a Real Salty Dog

Noah II · 10-10-2003, 08:07 AM

THEN SHOW US YOUR TATTOO!
:grin:
hERE'S MINE

corrirod · 10-10-2003, 08:41 AM

Oh yeah, well I've got a REAL Salty Dog tattoo! It's a picture of Mel(Miss Behaven) in his party suit!

Popeye · 10-10-2003, 08:43 AM

I wouldn't neccesarily attribute "Charlie the Tuna" with being a "Real" Salty Dog :grin:

id. painter · 10-10-2003, 10:12 AM

The placement on your body is the telling factor .. Where is your tattoo???? No, I dont want to know , afterall. id. p.

CATCH AND EAT · 10-10-2003, 10:51 AM

Anyone notice that Charlie looks like Pete? :shocked:

Noah II · 10-10-2003, 06:15 PM

CORRIROD
You catch on way too quickly

A samurai with a trout rod??
Jim

Pilar · 10-11-2003, 04:46 PM

Nope, not a SALTY DOG, I just play one on the internet.

Pete · 10-11-2003, 05:17 PM

Hmm ... why would someone have a tattoo of my avatar? weird

Captain and Marie · 10-11-2003, 05:34 PM

I say the man with the biggest mustache WINS!
he he he

Who could that be?

MW

will_e_fish · 10-11-2003, 07:11 PM

Deepslayer · 10-12-2003, 03:35 PM

Hey NoahII that charlie the tuna tatto looks like it is on a plucked chicken breast! What species of animal are you??? :whazzup: :grin:
,Ed

Miss B Haven · 10-13-2003, 07:41 AM

Hmmmmmm.... I think I'll remain a flatlander if'n I gotta wear one of those tattoos! :grin:

CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 07:59 AM

What'dya mean Mel? You are a flat lander for the next 9 months bro. Now you got to work all winter, spend money on Miss B. and watch Football. Just don't waste time on the Ducks.

Fences to mend, horses to tend, cattle to feed but no fish to bleed. Dont worry though, springers are only 5 months away. I'll take you out in the sled and show ya how it's done. THey ain't TUNA but they is sure tasty.

Tuna Tom · 10-13-2003, 08:26 AM

Does third degree burns and other"manly"scars like a metal plate being inserted in my neck count? I thought real Salty Dogs ate Charlie the Tuna. We're talking the large cans, over 7 oz.!! Arrggghh!

All kidding aside I've got a enough scars, granted just a few, but enough to convince me that I would never voluntarily mark up my body on a permanent basis. The lick-um stick-um kind are more up my alley.

On the other hand I have contemplated heating up a coat hanger and writing my girl friend's name across my chest. Fortunately someone grabbed the single malt scotch bottle from me and I became distracted as I struggled with the challenge of standing up and trying to get it back. By the time I graduated sixth grade though this phase in my life had passed.

Tuna Tom

CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 08:29 AM

I have burn tatoo's on my left middle and pointer finger from blackening seabass. Does that count? [img]graemlins/dork.gif[/img]

:grin:

10-13-2003, 08:44 AM

Then the 10 in. "zipper" on my stomach should count.

Miss B Haven · 10-13-2003, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keta:
Then the 10 in. "zipper" on my stomach should count.

<font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helv">And I ESPECIALLY don't want one of those Keta! My little weenie one from my appendix is just fine. Only 3 stainless steel staples. That was enough! Remind me to tell you the story about those staples, getting out of the horsepital first day and a certain chase lounge chair! :whazzup:
Ouch-it still hurts to laugh about that one! :grin:

CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 12:05 PM

BLISTER MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN CIRCUMFERENCE TO QUALIFY. All others check your hat at the door. :grin:

Miss B Haven · 10-13-2003, 02:18 PM

Hmmm.. Scars, burns... Hmmm... maybe Rod could have a Salty Dog Branding Iron made. That way you guys who keep losing your flags (Pilar!) won't have to buy any more. You can just moon off the bow as you go by! [img]graemlins/eek13.gif[/img] :grin:

CATCH AND EAT · 10-13-2003, 02:55 PM

Mel thats not salty, that's pithy.

Besides, thats the international sign for cave dweller is'nt it? :grin:

Pilar · 10-13-2003, 03:46 PM

Hey, I was there for 'Puffin's crew' thumb blister. Thanks for the laughs, Tom. That was quite a trip and a day.

Ah, the smell of roasting thumb!

Noah II · 10-13-2003, 04:15 PM

ED :grin:
You calling me Chicken ?? I don�t have any Henhouse ways. On the other hand, I could be just a tiny bit Henpecked. :blush:

I Love Mel�s idea. [img]graemlins/applause.gif[/img] From all the talk of scars and burns, a little brand blister shouldn�t bother anyone.

C&E Pithy indeed!! Per Webster What could be better?
pith�y P Pronunciation Key (p th )
adj. pith�i�er, pith�i�est
1. Precisely meaningful; forceful and brief: :grin: a pithy comment.
2. Consisting of or resembling pith.

Tuna Tom If you were drinking single malt scotch in the sixth grade, you�re definitely a Salty Dog.
Personally, I think I will leave it too the Older Salty Dogs to decide if the scars and burns qualify but may I suggest that those who abhor tattoos and have no scars, must either wear a Pirate earring or get a Parrot to sit on your shoulder. Smoking Thumbs definitely qulify as a Salty Dog of the First Rank..
Noah II

puffins crew · 10-13-2003, 11:50 PM

Does the "smoking thumb" from getting spooled count?? :grin:

Peace, Tom