I posted this on the main board, but thought you salties might enjoy--
Adventure Charters
Once upon a rocket, I flew out to the sea.
I hung on to the ocean cycle, and put pressure to my knees.
I straddled that big monster, and over the waves we flew
with two 250 mercs just roaring, I think an eardrum I blew!
Out and over standing wave, on a bar that was treacherous and wild,
I couldn't help but stifle myself, as my face broke a toothsome smile!
This was a wild ride, and scary it should be!
But fear was the furthest from my mind, adventure, it felt like to me!
Out a hundred miles and back, should take you all day long,
in a jet sled, a dory, a sports fishing craft,
Hey boys, your boat is plain wrong!
Why jostle, and buck in the wild open sea?
Why take the risk of a wave over bow?
Step into a dry suit, and climb up on board!
Kujo and the Rocket will show you how!
You must learn survival
You must learn to stay afloat!
In comparison a life jacket is almost a joke!
With a dry suit on my body, with rubber up to my ears,
I'll float like a bobber for many a year!
If it's fish that you want, then it's fish that you'll take.
From halibut, to swordfish to a grand salmon bake!
Just climb on the rocket, and head out to sea-
For the experience you'll gain it's a nominal fee!
Now before you go asking,
It's a dream. I haven't gone yet...
But I dream of the time
when my ears will get wet!
I'm building my courage, I'm battling my worries!
I've got plenty of time, and I'm not in a hurry--
With Kujo and the rocket, the season never ends.
Through storm waves and surges fish are just round the bend.
I'll go soon enough, when my courage is strong!
If only dear Kujo will be patient that long!