Ice for Sale

[Fried Oyster]

First $1.50 takes it.

It should keep awhile.

[Ryan Pultz]

now is this organic Ice?

[Space]

I'm not going to knock your idea. When I saw the first bottled water come out I thought, what a stupid idea. Why would I pay a buck something for a bottle of water? Ahhhh, yeah. Maybe your on to something. So, I would like to do my part in helping you get started in your new business venture. I would like to offer you all the ice you can scrape, shovel and haul from my house. This is the season for giving and will give you as much as you can haul.

Space

[Redbull]

Keep at it buster.

First the tissue and now ice!

I'm sure you'll have the next pet rock or Chia pet if you just keep pushing through.

[StickFish]

Will you split them up, I only need four?

[croation2]

198 days!

[kodiakfisher]

Originally Posted by StickFish

Will you split them up, I only need four?

He should charge you $1 for the four, but being the smart guy you are you would realize there is money to be made by buying the whole lot and then selling off what you don't need to recoup your initial investment.

Kodiakfisher

[mullert]

Is it free range ice? I'm a member of PETI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Ice). If it's not you are going have a heck of a protest on your hands! Those farming conditions look very cramped, buster!

[RODACTION]

Wow! Thts a deal, I would really like to buy that ice.

I need to talk with my wife first !!

[Bill Monroe]

Perhaps you could buy the tissue and use it to gift-wrap the ice...
That way we could all consolidate our bids.

[Twitchs_Tackle]

what are the dimensions, I need to make sure it will fit before I can commit to anything.

[croation2]

Is it possible that there are impurities within the H2O used to manufacture this ice? Will the melting of the product, leave me with Hazmat that will in turn force me to register as a dangerous waste generator?

If the contaminated water from the ice, flows to a storm drain, will I possibly be harming salmon smolt?

What is the efficiency rating on the equipment used for the manufacture of this ice? Might it be that by purchasing this product, I am contributing to global warming?

I think I will just shy away from this and other risky products for sale on this website! I worry that I may run for public office at some point, and will be linked to this ice!

[buckhunter]

THIS IS A SCAM!!! I fell for this from a guy on craigslist. You send him a check for $1.55 and he SAYS he'll send you the ice and your change. You may get your ice but the extra money you sent is GONE! Never again,,,,,and I mean never! Good luck "Selling" your ice. BH

[RustySocket]

Originally Posted by buckhunter

THIS IS A SCAM!!! I fell for this from a guy on craigslist. You send him a check for $1.55 and he SAYS he'll send you the ice and your change. You may get your ice but the extra money you sent is GONE! Never again,,,,,and I mean never! Good luck "Selling" your ice. BH

Classic... the nigerian ice scam.

[Huntsmuley]

Wow, what a deal! If you still have it when my gun sells, i will take it!

[rock bottom]

Will you take payments?

[Bait O' Eggs]

Got any Jack to go with it?

[Lamplighter]

THIS IS A SCAM!!! I fell for this from a guy on craigslist. You send him a check for $1.55 and he SAYS he'll send you the ice and your change. You may get your ice but the extra money you sent is GONE! Never again,,,,,and I mean never! Good luck "Selling" your ice. BH

It's not a scam, it's bait-and-switch. All I got was a stupid bag of water.

[wheredafish]

You just need to read and understand the fine print. I read that is you buy the "ice" you will get a free bollte of Irish whiskey. I'll have Bush Black please. Can I pick it up today?

[CHROME CATCHER]

Can you send me the serial numbers off the ice, it looks very similar to the ice i am missing from my freezer....

[Chromaflage]

What's your sublimation warranty on it? If it's more than 180 days, consider it sold.

[LAYthe5]

Originally Posted by Chromaflage

What's your sublimation warranty on it? If it's more than 180 days, consider it sold.

If anyone needs financing let me know, my bank does that service for small amount ice sales. Although, I would wait it out, as tonight it is rumored that an extremely large herd of free range ice is coming through the portland metro and surrounding areas.

[Hookset]

Before selling this item, please submit a complete disclosure and if the ice is for consumptive or non-consumptive use.

The disclosure form should include the minimum following information;

1. Municipality
2. Sewage/treatment plant water intake source
3. Primary certifiable water source
4. Filtration PPM maximum/minimum
5. Filtration type
6. Percentage of Bi-product
7. Percentage solid vs liquid
8. Calibration standard and certificate date
9. Food handlers permit number
10. Health Inspection certification number
11. Date of last health inspection and inspector number

If you have questions or need help locating this information, please call the Oregon Department of Health.

[buckhunter]

I'd also check the local laws. Are you in OR or WA.??? Maybe it's not a good idea to be flashing pictures of your stuff. There are some bad people who lurk this site and sign up just to buy this kind of stuff. WHERE ARE THE MODS!?!?!?!?!?! BH

[scubaseth]

How much for delivery?

[phil218b]

Is there a pull date on this item? I see by the picture it is almost 6 months old. Is there any freezer burn on it? Could this be a distress sale? Are any third parties involved in the sell? With a deposit would you be willing to hold the product until interest rates com down?

"WARM" WISHES FOR YOU AND YOUR PRODUCT FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

[12-34 steelheader]

Is this Ice new or used?

[Streaky]

Put it in a bag marked, "Harley Davidson" and guaranteed you can get $150 for it...

[Two Fister]

Man, if only you'd posted this in August. I'd have been all over it. Now I've got ice coming out of my ears...

Any chance I can get it tinted Duck green and yellow?

[kigercreek]

The ice is probably stolen, or, "hot", if you will. And you know about hot ice...it's all wet....

[Poindexter]

I've been waiting for that kind of ice, but the wife says I've got to get rid of the ice I have now, so just bad timing I guess.

[Pyrojake]

Pssst hey guys i can hook you up with some free high quality ice. Just go check out the sandy river, tons of it floatin' around in there.

[dubl_t]

Originally Posted by Pyrojake

Pssst hey guys i can hook you up with some free high quality ice. Just go check out the sandy river, tons of it floatin' around in there.

THAT'S bologna., Pyro!! Fried Oysters is just trying to make a living and support his family! AND YOU'RE CUTTING INTO HIS PROFITS!!

[Hook-Line-N-Sinker]

Originally Posted by dubl_t

THAT'S B.S., Pyro!! Fried Oysters is just trying to make a living and support his family! AND YOU'RE CUTTING INTO HIS PROFITS!!

Supply and demand baby!!!

Maybe he needs to find another niche' market

[Swift Fly Guy]

I'll bet his price is getting more reasonable based on exterior environment.

[LAYthe5]

Originally Posted by Swift Fly Guy

I'll bet his price is getting more reasonable based on exterior environment.

Due to current weather predictions and organic ice shortfall's, I think I would
increase the asking price. I believe there will be a shortage on the open ice market.

[SILVERSINK]

I see air bubbles in that ice which means the density is compromised any chance of discounting until you get the flaws taken care of

[G23c]

I wish you posted this in June, i really could have used it here in Houston. Oh well, just my luck.

[24 on/ 48 off]

I saw the same ice being sold at 7-11 for $1.19

[outdoorsGUY]

What flavor is it?

[snowdriver]

you know everytime i go to the freezer,theres no ice,then i rant and rave about how difficult it is for stupid kids to make ice,,,,now they must be selling it!!!i should have known there was some underground black market for ICE!!!

[unionguynw]

$1.50!?!?!?! To be that cheap that ice must have been made non-union, maybe even in another country.........do you outsource your ice production? Do your workers get benefits and a living wage????

[pharmseller]

If it's vanilla ice I'll take it...

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid dont play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say HI
Did you stop?
No--I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine--
All I heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say, "Damn"
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem
Yo--I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Yo man--let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!

Ice Ice baby Too Cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)


(sorry guys)


P

[PapaHog]

I think I will wait a day or two. There will be a lot of ice all over everywhere and I am sure the price will come down, even on free range ice, especially on free range ice.

[croation2]

Originally Posted by pharmseller

If it's vanilla ice I'll take it...

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid dont play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say HI
Did you stop?
No--I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine--
All I heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say, "Damn"
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem
Yo--I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)

Yo man--let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!

Ice Ice baby Too Cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)


(sorry guys)


P

195 days till tuna time!

[Something Good]

I've got my freezer out in the garage defrosting. It's been about a week with no change. Hopefully your ice is still available when I am done cleaning it out and have some room to store it.

[Woody]

If it was union made it, it would be 34 degrees cost $5 and you would be asking us for a bailout loan.

Originally Posted by unionguynw

$1.50!?!?!?! To be that cheap that ice must have been made non-union, maybe even in another country.........do you outsource your ice production? Do your workers get benefits and a living wage????

[JmillerFlyfish]

The city of Portland just went out for an RFP (request for proposal) for a bag of Ice last week, they formed a comittee of 12 for the purpose and once you get through responding to the 374 page RFP and lower the price to $1.12 I think it might fit their needs. Of course you might want to have your wife sell it so you can take advantage of the woman owned business advantage. just an example of our tax dollars put to good use by the liberals in Multnomah county.

[12pulls]

Originally Posted by Two Fister

Any chance I can get it tinted Duck green and yellow?

There is some tinted yellow in the back yard. Free for the taking.

[Geemo]

Fried Oyster,
Next time you have an item for sale, you might want to reconsider your title.

Such as …..

RE: Used Tissue and Croation 2’s Days to Tuna Time Count Down

Re: Ice for Sale and Croation 2’s Days to Tuna Time Count Down

[Lamplighter]

These might be the same bait cubes used by the fellows reporting on: Fishing for Steelhead on the Sandy Today with greeneD76.

If so they're worth a lot more than $1.50.

[croation2]

Originally Posted by Geemo

Fried Oyster,
Next time you have an item for sale, you might want to reconsider your title.

Such as …..

RE: Used Tissue and Croation 2’s Days to Tuna Time Count Down

Re: Ice for Sale and Croation 2’s Days to Tuna Time Count Down

Yes Geemo, I appologize for the hijacking, sometimes I miss the importance of the thread and the information that it may convey to other I-fishers!

If offended, I would offer out to you in consolation: that I would be the first one to help you or any one else, if you are genuinely in need! I enjoy this board and all the different opinions of fellow I-fishers! Some of us are way more serious or way more off the wall, but I'm pretty sure that we are a bunch of great guys!

[Geemo]

Originally Posted by croation2

Yes Geemo, I appologize for the hijacking, sometimes I miss the importance of the thread and the information that it may convey to other I-fishers!

If offended, I would offer out to you in consolation: that I would be the first one to help you or any one else, if you are genuinely in need! I enjoy this board and all the different opinions of fellow I-fishers! Some of us are way more serious or way more off the wall, but I'm pretty sure that we are a bunch of great guys!

In NO WAY was I offended! I enjoy the humor of everyone posting. It's refreshing.
I don't see it as HiJacking. You are providing a service to those needing to keep track of the number of days 'til tuna time.

Keep all the offers and tips coming! Especially the "more off the wall" ones.

:lurk:

[croation2]

Originally Posted by Geemo

In NO WAY was I offended! I enjoy the humor of everyone posting. It's refreshing.
I don't see it as HiJacking. You are providing a service to those needing to keep track of the number of days 'til tuna time.

Keep all the offers and tips coming! Especially the "more off the wall" ones.

:lurk:

That's a great thing geemo, cause after a good nights sleep, we will be down to 194!!! I can't wait!