Rivergeek: Hey Stick! You just will not believe how much my fly casting technique has improved. It was, like overnight, BAM! I’m a regular Lefty Kreh casting fool now.
Stickfish: Well yeah, at least you got the ‘casting fool’ part of that right.
Rivergeek: Gimme a break, Stick. I’m not kidding. I went down to the Guadalupe River (remember, I’m in Texas. Yeah, we have trout fishing here, the tailwater kind anyway) a couple days ago and started flinging flies at sighted fish like nobody’s business. Splish! Splash! I was dropping those little #20 midges so perfectly they could not help but slurp them down, turn and run. I was netting 16”-20” bows right and left. Hoo boy, am I good!
Stickfish: Hey, wait just a sec, geek. Were you casting with your brand stinking new WeSeekHer Rainshadow 5 wt, travel rod?
Rivergeek: Oh, you mean the one painstakingly crafted by the fine folk over at WeSeekHer Rods? You mean the rod with exquisite gold thread over the Olympic green blank? The rod for which even WeSeekHer painted on gold alignment dots to satisfy my nitpicking requirements?
Stickfish: Yeah, that one, Einstein!

It’s the only WeSeekHer you own. And it might be the only one if you don’t pull your head out, Homer!

Rivergeek: Hmmm. You think maybe the rod might could have something to do with my newfound skills?
Stickfish: Whadya mean, “might could”? There is no other explanation, geek. Ya think God just dropped a load of great casting technique and skills in your lap one morning?
Rivergeek: Maybe it all just kinda dovetailed in a Zen-like way after all these years of practice..?
Stickfish: Not likely, doofus. You even admitted recently that your skill at laying a line out there over 50’ was mediocre, if not suspect.
Rivergeek: OK. I’ll give you that. Come to think of it, I suppose it is all in the rod. I mean, it was like that sucker was casting itself, dude! So light and flexible. Sweeeet! I was (oh, I mean the rod was) laying tiny flies and heavy nymphs and streamers out there effortlessly. And to think… I coulda been casting like this all along, if I’d only let loose of a couple more bucks years ago and sprung for a decent rod or two instead of those $100 wonders over at the big box. DOH!
Stickfish: Why don’t you post some of your recent catches on ifish.net? BTW, check’s in the mail, I appreciate the plug, geek.
Rivergeek: No prob, bro. Shameless commercial appeals to help a pitiful friend get his fledgling business off the ground is just my thing! I’ll post a pic or two of the WeSeekHer rod, too. She is sweeet! Gotta be the rod! Or maybe it's that logo! Mmm!
http://www.weseekherrods.com/
syotr, y'all!
rivergeek