Tuna Fever Symptoms

Bait O' Eggs · 07-31-2003, 02:34 PM

I see a thread on ifish about salty dogs getting together for a diving trip and I think...

"I suppose if I cant get the tuna to come up to a plug, I could go down and get them with dive gear"

Just what is a normal temperature for tuna fever?

And where is that temperature taken at? :shocked: :shocked:

I havent got any spots, or cough, or sinus problems. :whazzup: From a distance you couldnt tell I have tuna fever.

Is the emergency room equiped to deal with Tuna Fever? do they quarantine you? Is their a shot? medication? or do I have to get blood spattered to ease the cravings?

"There be tuna over that horizon", and I need to get there.

Only 15 hours to go

[ 07-31-2003, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: Bait O' Eggs ]

CATCH AND EAT · 07-31-2003, 02:48 PM

Dude, You are diagnosed terminally ill with tuna fever.

Ramstrong · 07-31-2003, 03:54 PM

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

07-31-2003, 03:58 PM

I don't think my spear gun is fast enough for tuna :depressed:

Beer Waggin · 07-31-2003, 04:00 PM

I'm hoping he gets his fix! If he does, there will be Tuna on my barbeque when I get to Newport tomorrow night.

Miss B Haven · 07-31-2003, 05:25 PM

Tuna Fever Symptoms? Wassat? :whazzup:

How the heck would I know? [img]graemlins/stupid.gif[/img]

Now- lemme figure out how to pay the house payment after hitting Englunds twice last month! :shocked:

OceanBlue · 07-31-2003, 05:58 PM

I know the symptoms all too well.

Your pulse begins to race. You start to get a little sweaty and then it starts pouring on. Then the shakes set in. It gggg... It ggggetttsss hard to control the... motor functions...

Then the mouth gets dry, eyes glassy, you lose all ability to concentrate. You start calling everyone things like Carkalocious, Carkington, Tuni, etc.

And to top it off, this is all accompanied by insomnia.

The medical profession has not yet recognized this as an official disorder. Therefore, it is near impossible to get a doctor's excuse from work. :depressed:

The ONLY known cure is to actually get on a boat, drive 15-30 and sometimes as far as 60 miles west and kill, killlll, KILLLLLL tuna! :shocked:

Roy, I feel for ya man. I am able to so accurately describe the symptoms because I am a chronic sufferer and am dealing with this disease at this very moment.